7 minutes ago on 20 October 2014 @ 10:11pm + 479,529 notes
via forgetaboutnormal (originally pensiveoffensive)
  • Period: You want cookies
  • Period: You want to fuck
  • Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
  • Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
  • Period: Kill them.
  • Period: Kill them too.
  • Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
  • Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
  • Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
  • Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
22 hours ago on 19 October 2014 @ 11:33pm + 93,671 notes
via brighterthanmars (originally nakedhipstercircus)
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
22 hours ago on 19 October 2014 @ 11:25pm + 538,634 notes
via brighterthanmars (originally leoufitz)
22 hours ago on 19 October 2014 @ 11:25pm + 36,337 notes
via forgetaboutnormal (originally tastefullyoffensive)
22 hours ago on 19 October 2014 @ 11:24pm + 347,181 notes
via forgetaboutnormal (originally timeturner)
is it free
every student ever when offered something (via gnarly)
22 hours ago on 19 October 2014 @ 11:21pm + 128,575 notes
via natreidess (originally hojisitas-deactivated20140618)

innercitylights:

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

23 hours ago on 19 October 2014 @ 11:13pm + 279,282 notes
via humpinghippogriffs (originally atomicgardens)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

night-take-my-soul:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

221cbakerstreet:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

18th century Lilo and Stitch

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies

Am I the only one that adores this?

Night vale during the renaissance

23 hours ago on 19 October 2014 @ 11:06pm + 85,788 notes
via natreidess (originally earthdad)

teenjalex:

nagisahazukisbuttblog:

earthdad:

the rise and fall

the rise and fall

"Also, the artist was punched in the face"

23 hours ago on 19 October 2014 @ 11:04pm + 471,181 notes
via natreidess (originally the-inspired-lesbian)

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

4 days ago on 15 October 2014 @ 10:41pm + 115,684 notes
via the-wiggly-button (originally staceythinx)

mattidwan:

staceythinx:

Pressed flower clear phone cases from Flower Cases on Etsy

i want one!!!